My history of facebook statuses

Co-incidentally retrieved all the way back to the day before I moved to Sydney.

All Status Updates So Far:

Wed October 14, 2009, 3:44 am: Dear person living in the flat below me: Please shut your window! (I have shut mine.) You may think your incense is lovely but I really don’t.

Mon October 12, 2009, 10:17 pm: Aaaaaaaaargh I need a hug.

Thu October 8, 2009, 5:00 pm: Oh no, Middle East gig is sold out…. what’s everyone else doing tonight? *hyperventilate*

Wed October 7, 2009, 8:12 pm: Today’s Distraction: Vivid flashes of this morning’s compelling adventure/nightmare dream about my apartment sinking into the sea, and the resultant pondering, planning and Wiki-ing of tsunami scenarios.

Tue October 6, 2009, 11:36 pm: How’s my colon health? Don’t I need to lose weight? Would I like a job in community health? I’m glad you asked, Facebook Spam!

Sun October 4, 2009, 5:10 pm: Today is a rainy Wilco type of morning, drinking tea and cleaning the house in a lazy sort of way.

Fri October 2, 2009, 1:57 am: Grumpy for some reason. Let’s hope Max and Mexican Party and Jamie Sleepover and Labour Day cheers me up!

Tue September 29, 2009, 1:40 am: Eating sausages and mash out of a bowl, the juicy sausages stuck into the creamy sweet potato like wafer sticks in a delicious meaty sundae.

Sun September 27, 2009, 5:44 am: Okay that didn’t work. Next step: who knows how to install BootCamp and has a spare Windows floating around to put on it?
Jamie did, we finally got it working.

Sun September 27, 2009, 12:29 am: Slightly frustrated that Sims3 plays perfect on Max’s MacBook but not on mine… I’m hoping these patches which are going to take 3 or 4 hours to download actually do something to help. :/

Sun September 20, 2009, 1:10 am: finally rid herself of the giant ugly wardrobe that’s been plaguing her for months. There was an ‘uh oh’ moment upon getting the monstrosity out onto the third floor balcony but it’s all good now.

Sat September 19, 2009, 2:41 am: Saturday night with Mac’n'cheese and an overly affectionate cat

Wed September 16, 2009, 8:34 pm: swears she got RSI from cutting all these inserts for someone’s EP.

Tue September 15, 2009, 8:30 pm: busy like whoa

Thu September 10, 2009, 8:00 pm: Why, hello there weekend! I hope this road trip back to Newcastle turns out awesome…
It did.

Mon September 7, 2009, 11:16 pm: Spent the afternoon on a work funded drunken yacht party

Mon September 7, 2009, 1:15 am: has never been wetter in her entire life

Mon August 31, 2009, 2:36 am: So I’m gonna cook a pudding and eat it all.

Mon August 31, 2009, 2:35 am: Tryin’ to edit photos but my silly little computer and Photoshop keep crashing! Argh! Technology hates me today.

Thu August 27, 2009, 4:36 am: Come onnnnnnn, weekend

Wed August 26, 2009, 1:17 am: is making a huge beef bourginon and mash potato, everyone should come over for tea and we can sit in one another’s laps and spill food on my bed

Sun August 16, 2009, 1:03 am: <3 Ikea – My apartment will be decluttered! As soon as I’m done this bowl of icecream.

Wed August 12, 2009, 6:23 pm: Not going to die! Hooray!

Sun August 9, 2009, 8:08 pm: Oh hey, so I might have pnuemonia. Fantastic!

Wed July 29, 2009, 7:58 pm: busy busy busy busy sick sick busy awesome

Sat July 25, 2009, 10:42 pm: made scones for afternoon tea! And they’re ALL HERS. Yum!

Thu July 16, 2009, 7:10 am: AAAARGHHHH HARRY POTTER SO AWESOME (Also Chris is back too! Hooray!)

Tue July 14, 2009, 8:22 pm: Ah, the beauty that is a good salad sandwich.

Mon July 13, 2009, 8:23 pm: TWO DAYS LEFT
TILL IT GETS REALLY AWKWARD

Mon July 13, 2009, 2:24 am: Such a nice night tonight that I walked home from work. Have I mentioned before how much I like my job?

Sun July 12, 2009, 4:07 am: looks for meaning in her music

Fri July 10, 2009, 1:55 am: happy happy happy happy ugh it’s kind of disgusting

Thu July 9, 2009, 7:56 pm: listened to Disney music and 90’s bubblegum all morning. Hey, it’s Friday!

Wed July 8, 2009, 1:49 am: GETTIN’ STUFF DONE (not reading stephanie myer)

Sun July 5, 2009, 3:16 am: totally touristed it up today. Wildlife World, expensive yummy Thai overlooking the Harbour Bridge, and death by chocolate truffle gelato walkin’ through Pitt St. Thanks Albert!

Fri July 3, 2009, 5:05 pm: tl;dr

Wed July 1, 2009, 2:02 am: requiescat in pace: mistral 2000w fan heater

Fri June 26, 2009, 5:35 pm: Busy busy weekend….singing rehearsal and recital and heatherjamiefuntimes and my mum and grandma are coming to see my apartment…. better get cleaning, eep.

Fri June 26, 2009, 2:06 am: PARTY NIGHT FRIDAY
Second time out with Max! Whoa.

Wed June 24, 2009, 1:40 am: is ugly, tired and uninspired… time for a girly night in.

Fri June 19, 2009, 6:00 am: HARRY POTTER SEXUAL INNUENDO

Thu June 18, 2009, 11:30 pm: Sick day should always equal Doctor Who in bed with a good strong British cup of tea.

Tue June 16, 2009, 2:07 am: Oh dear I have the ills. It is time for bed and hot hot tea oh yes!

Sun June 14, 2009, 4:19 am: can’t live if living is without you…
This was actually being silly and not melancholy.

Mon June 8, 2009, 12:33 am: shouldn’t linger on the things we did and didn’t say

Tue June 2, 2009, 3:51 am: spent almost the entirety of today on the Internet researching Magic: the Gathering and World of Warcraft trading card games (M:tG and WoW TCG’s). And they call this work?

Mon June 1, 2009, 1:58 am: had an awesome first day, hooray! Office = Arty Nerd Central.

Thu May 28, 2009, 7:35 pm: End of an era : Barista no more.

Wed May 27, 2009, 3:44 am: has become a complete and hopeless romantic and it’s all Jane Austen’s fault.

Mon May 25, 2009, 9:08 pm: TOTALLY HAS A KICKASS JOB YOU GUYS

Sun May 24, 2009, 7:47 pm: is all prim and officed up for another job interview, this one at a computer game company. I don’t look like myself at all.
Got this one.

Fri May 22, 2009, 3:22 am: Let’s see, corn chips and tomato salsa… there’s the veg… minced beef… the red meat… and sour cream and cheese for dairy. Yup, I’m calling these damned delicious nachos a Balanced Meal. AND I have a big bucket of salsa-mince to freeze for laters…

Thu May 21, 2009, 12:05 am: Retail Therapy: Probably not the best idea given my current employment status, but it makes me feel good all the same.

Tue May 19, 2009, 5:52 am: is never going to find a better job

Sun May 17, 2009, 6:03 am: : Zombie Supermodel (Photos tomorrow.)

Fri May 15, 2009, 3:19 am: probably shouldn’t have quit her job before she found a new one.

Tue May 12, 2009, 1:28 am: stars in ‘Accidental Nana Nap : The Afternoon That Never Was.’

Sun May 10, 2009, 3:35 am: got a new/old computer and a new monitor AND a new/old teevee!

Wed May 6, 2009, 2:23 am: Transpacificism doesn’t have quite the same ring.

Tue May 5, 2009, 4:02 am: A Purposeful Stride is all you can do when you’re walkin’ through the city streets at night with clompy boots on. Oh and hey, my solo piece for this term is Lullaby of Broadway. Yay!

Sun May 3, 2009, 11:31 pm: has somehow become one of those people who get all sad and delicate over terrible soppy ‘I miss you’ songs.

Sun May 3, 2009, 4:26 am: Sunday night in jim-jams by the heater and I have a colouring book and a big mug of milo. I am not really twenty-four, honest.

Fri May 1, 2009, 8:11 pm: Whilst working on setting up Skype, I found Speech commands and calibrated them instead. Now I can have conversations with my computer but not other people. Sad?

Fri May 1, 2009, 10:30 am: 3am and I’m awake ’cause Tiger won’t stop poking my face and oh my goodness I miss Chris

Tue April 28, 2009, 4:30 am: Singing lessons went well! My breathing exercises almost made me pass out, though. Guess I did them wrong. And now I have to choose a suitably interesting song to study so I can do a solo at end of term!

Fri April 24, 2009, 10:48 pm: Fresh warm blueberry muffins with butter and skim latte and sunshine and autumn leaves and vintage stores and birdsong and purple velvet and new winter coat and punnet of dark red strawberries and cleaning and Whitley and baking more cupcakes and everythi

Tue April 21, 2009, 2:49 am: Late for laundromat and they locked my clothes inside, early for singing lessons and they’re cancelled this week. :(

Sat April 18, 2009, 9:12 pm: It’s tricky trying to put knee-high socks on under skinny jeans. Note: Next time, socks first.

Sat April 18, 2009, 7:15 pm: is lonely and has an empty fridge. Dinner plans, anyone?

Fri April 17, 2009, 4:24 pm: wonders if charging her ipod for fifteen minutes will be enough for two three-hour train rides…

Wed April 15, 2009, 11:14 pm: must be mad, she just signed up and paid for a term’s worth of singing lessons. Prepare your earplugs, Surry Hills!

Sun April 12, 2009, 9:10 pm: just got absolutely saturated walking home from Woolies. Oh well, at least now she has milk for her tea and some delicious apple pie to warm up!

Fri April 10, 2009, 10:45 pm: Wondering how I can fit myself into Chris’ backpack so I can go to South America too…
Chris left for three months.

Wed April 8, 2009, 2:46 am: Okay moping is no fun at all. I finally sorted through all these old piles of papers instead and found $100 in an envelope. Woo!

Wed April 8, 2009, 1:15 am: Chocolate ice cream, a box of tissues, a big fuzzy blanket and a stack of sci-fi novels… I’m all set to get my mopey on.

Tue April 7, 2009, 2:33 am: Both my legs have gone numb, the quest for a cup of tea is now a very amusing audition for a Silly Walk grant.

Thu April 2, 2009, 11:25 pm: Oh good gravy it is finally Friday. Later, Week From Hell!

Thu April 2, 2009, 2:12 am: Cup of tea and Jane Austen in pyjamas on a Thursday night!

Mon March 30, 2009, 9:32 pm: Walking to and from work seems like such a great idea until rainy season.

Tue March 24, 2009, 8:30 pm: My phone’s hang up/backspace key isn’t working! Text messaging is suddenly CHALLENGING.

Mon March 23, 2009, 11:31 pm: is freshly haircutted, drinkin’ a beer and makin’ meatballs for tea! Hooray!

Mon March 23, 2009, 3:59 am: Sleepy, achy and lonely… Green tea, PJs and Doctor Who fanfic isn’t exactly the remedy I wanted but it’s not so bad. ^_^

Sun March 22, 2009, 4:44 am: Thankyou everyone for the birthday wishes! Also what are these top 5 things they are annoying and filling up my feed

Sat March 21, 2009, 7:39 pm: so much birthday food, omg.

Thu March 19, 2009, 9:28 pm: is turning 24. Drinks at Different Drummer 9ish Saturday night! Come if you’re ferociously attractive!
Nobody came.

Thu March 19, 2009, 12:50 am: : Op Shop Champion

Tue March 17, 2009, 10:56 pm: : Checkin’ out your sugalumps

Tue March 17, 2009, 1:35 am: My muffled next door neighbours are either completely melodramatic or watching a bad American soap with lots of yelling.

Tue March 10, 2009, 1:12 am: made a twitter so you all don’t have to put up with her constant brainfarting. Next up, photo site… that should be fun. :/
Neither of these have many any progress since then.

Mon March 9, 2009, 9:37 pm: : Man in Number Ten, please get some curtains for your kitchen, I am tired of seeing your naked bottom every time I walk down the stairs.
He still hasn’t  got any, I doubt very much that he ever will.

Mon March 9, 2009, 8:41 pm: I guess Mint Slice and Coke Zero sort of cancel each other out huh.

Fri March 6, 2009, 11:45 pm: has Plans on a Saturday Night. Madness!

Fri March 6, 2009, 12:46 am: : Is anyone going to Mardi Gras? I’ll feel like a goose if I have to stand around alone, waiting for cute ladies to hit on me…
Got more trashed than I have ever been. No cute ladies hit on me. One cute boy did.

Tue March 3, 2009, 10:51 pm: is off to see Mogwai with a tummy full of sugar cookies and Red Bull. Hooray!

Mon March 2, 2009, 10:58 pm: is finally back in cyberspace!

Mon February 23, 2009, 9:42 pm: is very busy in her new house with cleaning and tigers and internet people… and still has no internet!

Tue February 3, 2009, 10:18 pm: signs the lease of her new studio in Surry Hills on Valentine’s Day.

Tue February 3, 2009, 1:23 am: now has to choose between two apartments, both very nice and both in great parts of the city… help!

Mon February 2, 2009, 1:10 am: actually means that she got an apartment, not that she is being kicked out.

Mon February 2, 2009, 1:09 am: is moving out next Tuesday! Goodness gracious.

Sat January 31, 2009, 12:13 am: is exhausted.

Fri January 30, 2009, 4:21 am: is preparing herself for seven real estate inspections in four hours tomorrow.

Thu January 29, 2009, 2:53 am: made bucketloads of delicious fresh pesto and then looked in the blender and got basil spat in her eyeball

Fri January 23, 2009, 11:45 pm: is finding all this apartment hunting extremely tedious.

Fri January 16, 2009, 2:01 pm: is looking at a new apartment this morning!

Mon January 12, 2009, 1:16 am: is terrfied that she just got approved for a credit card.

Mon January 5, 2009, 11:28 pm: is already a little bit in love with the new Doctor Who. Shush.

Mon January 5, 2009, 3:12 am: is a sweaty, complainy, hirsute woman.
I really don’t remember what this was about. Ryan?

Sat December 27, 2008, 9:23 pm: : Contrary to my original hypothesis, a higher ratio of alcohol to guitar hero does not equal higher number of notes hit.

Mon December 22, 2008, 9:12 pm: : Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.

Mon December 22, 2008, 1:36 am: has a kitchen full of chocolate coated goodies trying desperately to set on this balmy summer afternoon

Sun December 21, 2008, 5:11 pm: is planning a busy afternoon of Christmas baking

Thu December 18, 2008, 11:49 pm: is OH MY GOODNESS TWO WEEKS DELICIOUS HOLIDAY

Sun December 14, 2008, 10:23 pm: is eating a rainbow paddlepop, enjoying the sunshine. Finally it’s starting to resemble Summertime!

Sat December 6, 2008, 7:59 pm: is feelin’ slightly seedy but otherwise pretty happy!

Sat November 29, 2008, 5:07 pm: is sitting in her undies with a cup of tea on Sunday morning, listening to Explosions in the Sky and smiling to herself

Wed November 26, 2008, 11:29 pm: is the proud new owner of the lovely Heather’s shiny little iBook!

Wed November 26, 2008, 12:41 am: is amazingly lucky to have such fantastic Internet friends who support her in this time of computerlessness.

Mon November 24, 2008, 10:20 pm: didn’t get approved for her computer and now has no idea what to do. Haunt Jimmy’s room forever, maybe.

Mon November 24, 2008, 1:18 am: is at home now, extremely bummed that her finance didn’t get put through today. Fingers crossed it goes through fine tomorrow!

Sun November 23, 2008, 11:19 pm: just started using the 24 inch iMac and realised how large it actually is. What has she done?

Sun November 23, 2008, 10:36 pm: is in the Apple store again, waiting to see if her finance will be approved.

Sun November 23, 2008, 12:43 am: is totally crushin’
On Chris.

Sun November 16, 2008, 11:21 pm: is at the Apple store, shopping for a new imac… without any money

Sun November 16, 2008, 2:45 am: thinks her laptop died good and proper this time. Blast!

Thu November 13, 2008, 1:26 am: is now a proud new Auntie! Jensen Andrew Lester, is, by his father’s account, ‘absolutely adorable.’

Wed November 5, 2008, 9:51 pm: just realised her fly was down all day

Tue November 4, 2008, 2:53 am: thinks the first Pancake Tuesday could not have been any awesomer.

Tue November 4, 2008, 12:56 am: is wondering where Jimmy is on this fine first Pancake Tuesday

Mon November 3, 2008, 12:58 am: finds that moving very heavy furniture around a very small room is a great cure for what angers you.

Sat November 1, 2008, 8:49 pm: figured it out

Wed October 29, 2008, 3:53 am: can’t figure out an awesome cheap really really easy Halloween costume
Erk, Halloween with Tom… :/

Mon October 27, 2008, 11:30 pm: is ONE LADY ENCHILADA PARTY

Sun October 26, 2008, 10:34 pm: nuuurrrrrr landromat hasslesssss

Wed October 22, 2008, 1:58 am: is counting down till Friday afternoon, good gravy

Sun October 19, 2008, 1:24 am: is eating the last of the goddamn lasagne and would be happy to not see another for a little while, perhaps an hour or two

Thu October 16, 2008, 4:38 am: is pretending she already cleaned the kitchen. Shh.

Wed October 15, 2008, 1:11 am: is in cyberspace, cooking lasagne for Jimmy’s dinner

Sun October 12, 2008, 3:43 am: : Wireless Rustler, is getting really cold out here in the backyard where the reception is

Sat October 11, 2008, 7:26 am: : Still alive, still groovin’

Sat September 27, 2008, 1:18 am: is still alive, hi, hello there Internet.

Tue September 2, 2008, 5:54 am: just signed a lease with everyone’s good friend Jimmy the Squid

Thu August 21, 2008, 4:19 pm: , when not working far too hard, is finding it very difficult to get out of bed.

Tue August 19, 2008, 3:10 am: is a Sydney native by now pretty much. She knows how to catch a bus! Also has, like, four jobs. Uh…

Fri August 15, 2008, 9:40 pm: is starting to get nervous. Also she is going to get SO LOST in Sydney tomorrow…
Half an hour later I gave up being nervous and left for Sydney late at night to stay with a guy I’d never met before.

Thu August 14, 2008, 8:07 pm: is up to six now and thinks she may explode from being pulled in so many directions
Collecting job interviews in Sydney like so many easter eggs. I ended up with 15.

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